so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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