Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You coming home soon, man?
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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