big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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