is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just want nice things and good sex
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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