the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
