and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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