Three words: puerto rican gang bang
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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