Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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