my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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