Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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