I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
