i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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