i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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