she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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