She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
