return my video game
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
If I had your ass I would rule the world
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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