Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
