Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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