Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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