in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
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