She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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