my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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