AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
