yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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