I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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