Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
it was like eating out sand paper
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Never joke about your clitoris.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Randomize
