my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Randomize
