I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
i need some magic done to my vagina
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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