yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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