She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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