Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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