I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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