Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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