Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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