so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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