Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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