I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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