okay pat passed out under dana's car
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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