Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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