Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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