You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize
