Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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