I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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