hell yes lets make some ravioli
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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