Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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