I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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