gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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