You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Randomize
