Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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