You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
third nipple confirmed
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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