But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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