I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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