I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I take back everything I said about communal showers
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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