why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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