The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
