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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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