Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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