well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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