yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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