why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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